From our friends at Division Street... they're callin' out Tory Burch from last night's Gossip Girl.
http://divisionstreetus.blogspot.com/2008/09/public-service-announcment-via-gossip.html
Now we bow down to Blair Waldorf, and I heart the Division Street boys, but don't be steppin' on Tory!
She rocks and those ballerina flats will crush those who oppose her rein.
You know you love me. XOXO
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
HMP: Italian Edition
This post comes from patrolling the streets of Genoa. Italy.
You drop two cups of bleach on your jeans & decide to cut them off? These aren't shorts. They're not capris.
Has he invented the "shorpri"?
You drop two cups of bleach on your jeans & decide to cut them off? These aren't shorts. They're not capris.
Has he invented the "shorpri"?
Monday, September 15, 2008
Patrolling in France
Medieval village in the south of France. Girl with a turquoise dress with stars, and matching leggings and cropped jacket. HMP with a camera. Here you go. Enjoy!
OK. By this point, our stalking was unmistakable. Cuz there aren't a whole lotta people in the medieval village at night. And our flash kept going off. Despite our best efforts to be posing off to the side, the poor hot mess caught on.
Some hot mess in Nice. Sorry the pic isn't so great, cuz she was a truly amazing mess.
OK. By this point, our stalking was unmistakable. Cuz there aren't a whole lotta people in the medieval village at night. And our flash kept going off. Despite our best efforts to be posing off to the side, the poor hot mess caught on.
Some hot mess in Nice. Sorry the pic isn't so great, cuz she was a truly amazing mess.
Random WeHo Hot Messes
We hope no one woke up next to either of these two. Oye.
Oh childrens ...
We're not sure if this Mess is up on Ho Charges, but she's sho gonna be up on Hot Mess Charges. The Patrol v. Bandanas with Tight White Denim and Black Boots. Verdict for the prosecution fo sho.
Oh sweet jebus. I have only ever seen white socks pulled up with shorts like this on my 75 year old grandpa. He needs a Hot Mess Intervention.
Oh childrens ...
We're not sure if this Mess is up on Ho Charges, but she's sho gonna be up on Hot Mess Charges. The Patrol v. Bandanas with Tight White Denim and Black Boots. Verdict for the prosecution fo sho.
Oh sweet jebus. I have only ever seen white socks pulled up with shorts like this on my 75 year old grandpa. He needs a Hot Mess Intervention.
Just Because You're at the Grove ...
does not mean you can wear these! We don't even know where to begin.
Sunday, September 14, 2008
Sucre Daddy
Heeee-eeeey!!
The Patrol is still jet lagging, and sorting through all of the hot messes we saw in France and Italy (and from before we left ... we are way behind!).
But in the meantime, enjoy:
The Patrol is still jet lagging, and sorting through all of the hot messes we saw in France and Italy (and from before we left ... we are way behind!).
But in the meantime, enjoy:
Thursday, September 11, 2008
Hot Mess Vacay
The Patrol has been on holiday... on the Cote d'Azur, natch.
Hot Mess France edition to come soon!
Bisous!
Hot Mess France edition to come soon!
Bisous!
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