Disturbing Events at the Fu

So after the below-mentioned teddy bear debacle, the fun continued on to the Fu (otherwise known as Hot Mess Central)!

So we're all about gender expression and don't want to make fun of any trannies, but this go-go person is SCURRRRY. She was like a gyrating pocket gaysian tranny on crack.





We'll stick with the hot boys f'ing dancing down the way a little bit.

Disturbing Events at the Old Coast

Gays and girls,

We don't quite know how to tell you this. One of us went to the Old Coast recently. (We know, we know, but it was to campaign for NO ON 8 ... you're voting NO ON 8, right?).

Well, anyhow. There was a guy there. He was wearing ... a ... teddy bear ... coming out the top of his shirt. No f'ing kidding.

Look:





We sent a deputy over to apprehend and question the suspect, but the deputy became distracted by cheap drinks and cute boys and was drunk on the power attendant to possessing a clipboard in a public place. So if you see this hot mess (or anyone else wearing a teddy bear), make sure you tell him he's up on hot mess charges. We predict a conviction all the way.

Sunday Best

It's sad, but it probably is his Sunday Best. Leave it to the crazies at the Abbey on Sunday.



I don't even think I can say anything about this. Sleeveless. Hawaiian print. Not buttoned. WTMF?!