We don't quite know how to tell you this. One of us went to the Old Coast recently. (We know, we know, but it was to campaign for NO ON 8 ... you're voting NO ON 8, right?).
Well, anyhow. There was a guy there. He was wearing ... a ... teddy bear ... coming out the top of his shirt. No f'ing kidding.
Look:
We sent a deputy over to apprehend and question the suspect, but the deputy became distracted by cheap drinks and cute boys and was drunk on the power attendant to possessing a clipboard in a public place. So if you see this hot mess (or anyone else wearing a teddy bear), make sure you tell him he's up on hot mess charges. We predict a conviction all the way.
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