HMP is all about educations. So here is some HMP maf:
The sum of these drinks divided by three people who have already been drinking for a few hours...
Plus having crashed on the couch at a party about an hour into it and several very expensive and confusing cab rides. And where is that crazy girl with the long gloves who promised us she'd marry a millionaire and buy us all houses or some shit?!
This post is dedicated to my fav gucci sunnies. I am gonna go pour out a 40 now.
Are you a "teacher" and people wonder WTF it is you teach because you seem to be an idiot?
Do you text people at 9:30 a.m. during the week asking what's up when you know they have jobs?
Do you ask people if they like spicy food and, when they answer yes, you decide to cook "rice"?
If you answered yes to any of the above, you must get your hands on these beauties:
Ah, such a beautiful sunset; it lights up AND moves. Amazing!
Oh, if only this were legible. It was apparently written by some little boy who was expressing his desire to grow up to become a missionary and spread the word of Jebus. And in such a lovely frame!
*The above pictures were actually taken in a boy's bedroom (while he was in the kitchen cooking the aforementioned rice). For context - the boy is white and has pictures of little brown boys all over his house. I'm guessing the missionary thing was one of the boys. I'm hoping he has the pictures because he likes to send money to sponsor needy children.