Heeee-eeeey!!
The Patrol is still jet lagging, and sorting through all of the hot messes we saw in France and Italy (and from before we left ... we are way behind!).
But in the meantime, enjoy:
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"When you're wearing $300 shorts, you have to pair them with a cheap t-shirt." Touché
Cornify
quo-ta-shuns
"I met a pocket gay. Except he's not a REAL pocket gay ... he's five foot five."
"It's the weekend. We are 24/7 gay on the weekends!"
"Bitch is so bridge & tunnel. I'm just not sure which bridge or which tunnel."
Jordan parte tre: "He's just lucky we're letting him walk home in those Coach sneakers."
Jordan part deux: "So you had an orgy with two twins and an Indian guy? Also called a Thursday."
Jordan: "I only want to see a man's shoulders if his feet are touching sand." (In support of the campaign to give sleeves to poor homos everywhere).
Gay bar in Shanghai, bartender approaches: "This is a gay bar. Are you a gay?"
Q: "Are you a career girl?"
A: "If by that you mean do I have a job, then yes, I am a career girl."
"Heeeeeeeeyyyyy"
"I have drunk eyes!"
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