You drop two cups of bleach on your jeans & decide to cut them off? These aren't shorts. They're not capris.
Has he invented the "shorpri"?
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"When you're wearing $300 shorts, you have to pair them with a cheap t-shirt." Touché
Cornify
quo-ta-shuns
"I met a pocket gay. Except he's not a REAL pocket gay ... he's five foot five."
"It's the weekend. We are 24/7 gay on the weekends!"
"Bitch is so bridge & tunnel. I'm just not sure which bridge or which tunnel."
Jordan parte tre: "He's just lucky we're letting him walk home in those Coach sneakers."
Jordan part deux: "So you had an orgy with two twins and an Indian guy? Also called a Thursday."
Jordan: "I only want to see a man's shoulders if his feet are touching sand." (In support of the campaign to give sleeves to poor homos everywhere).
Gay bar in Shanghai, bartender approaches: "This is a gay bar. Are you a gay?"
Q: "Are you a career girl?"
A: "If by that you mean do I have a job, then yes, I am a career girl."
"Heeeeeeeeyyyyy"
"I have drunk eyes!"
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