Kids. Listen up!
The Patrol has been noticing a LOT of pocket gays lately.
And, with global warming and high gas prices and whatnot, HMP is proud to announce its first policy initiative.
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY, pocket gays everywhere will start riding Big Wheels.
If you're a pocket gay, hop on your new plastic ride.
If you're of normal height, help a pocket gay out by buying him his very own Big Wheel.
Together, we can reduce greenhouse gases and make fun of little gays.
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