Hot Mess Patrol: Hot Mess NYC Edition

Monday, August 4, 2008

Hot Mess NYC Edition is on the right. Of course they made out right after I took this.

Girl was wearing this huge ass sweater (and tiny shorts) in nyc in the summer.

I was so happy to spot Hot Mess NYC Edition two nights in a row!!

"I met a pocket gay. Except he's not a REAL pocket gay ... he's five foot five."

"It's the weekend. We are 24/7 gay on the weekends!"

"Bitch is so bridge & tunnel. I'm just not sure which bridge or which tunnel."

Jordan parte tre: "He's just lucky we're letting him walk home in those Coach sneakers."

Jordan part deux: "So you had an orgy with two twins and an Indian guy? Also called a Thursday."

Jordan: "I only want to see a man's shoulders if his feet are touching sand." (In support of the campaign to give sleeves to poor homos everywhere).

Gay bar in Shanghai, bartender approaches: "This is a gay bar. Are you a gay?"

Q: "Are you a career girl?"

A: "If by that you mean do I have a job, then yes, I am a career girl."

"When you're wearing $300 shorts, you have to pair them with a cheap t-shirt." Touché

"Heeeeeeeeyyyyy"

"I have drunk eyes!"

Email us @: hotmesspatrol@gmail.com