How to Keep the Mess Goin' fo' Free

When half the Patrol was in NYC a few weeks ago, we discovered something curious.  While at a gallery opening, we noticed an interesting mix of people.  

Half of them were there for the art.  

The other half ... they were a bunch of hot (and in many cases, smelly) messes, there to drink some free booze (or in this case, cans of budweiser and some very cheap "wine").

First, let us say that these hot messes (the smelly ones) are def not the kind of HMs we like. BUT, in the interest of full disclosure, and to help all of you be the best hot messes you can be, we thought we should share where they came from:

http://nyc.myopenbar.com

The site tells hot messes everywhere where to booze if up for free (or super cheap) on any given night in select cities (NYC, LA, SF, Chicago, Honolulu, and Miami). 

Have fun!  

And please, people, bathe.