HMP Policy Initiative #2

Ok. Whoever made this graphic ... LOCO.  But as sad and confounding as this image is, it touches upon a grave and pressing issue that affects everyone's quality of life.  

Gays, we are talking about sleevelessness.  

Because not only can you not wrap up Pall Malls on your arm, but you really can't do much of anything at all if you don't have sleeves.  

And while patrolling lately, we have noticed an awful lot of gays sans sleeves.  So sad.

So that is why we're launching HMP Policy Initiative numero due.  

Starting immediately, we are taking donations of errant sleeves so that we can provide them to the poor homos who either can't afford them or don't have the sense to wear them of their own accord.  Any extra sleeves you have, please send them our way.  We can't fight this battle alone, but we might be able to make a difference if we work together.  YES, WE CAN.